The most specific vintage humour t-shirt that we've come across. Calling all French Horn players! Here is a snazzy tee with a whole list of reasons of why your playing isn't up to snuff. (Also, this could be about a different wind instrument, but we are guessing it pertains to the French Horn). Personally I would like a tee like this (full of excuses) for all of my daily activities and passions. This tee will save you precious time that you normally waste by explaining your shortcomings. Soft and worn in faded black cotton knit in great condition. Short sleeves with a relaxed classic t-shirt fit. Well laundered and ready to wear. Colors may vary slightly from screen to screen.

Fine print reads @1986 Opus 127

Size On Tag: Adult Large (42-44)
Brand: Hanes Heavyweight / Made In USA
Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
Best Approximate Fit: Modern Size Medium

Sizing

Armpit To Armpit (Measured Flat / Double): 21.5"
Shoulder To Hem: 26.5"
Shoulder Seam To Seam: 20.5"
Shoulder Seam To Sleeve Hem: 7.5"

Measured with t-shirt lying flat. Measure a t-shirt that you already own & compare. Please check measurements before ordering, we want you to love your purchase! Not pinned on model, fits as shown. Model typically wears a size small and is 5'9" tall.